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Posted by cal, 04:39, 13th March 2004:
 
www.iamcal.com/google2.php

the bigger the text, the more searches for that term have led here
Posted by Abe Frohman, 08:07, 13th March 2004:
 
suicide explodingdog?
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 11:48, 13th March 2004:
 
Well, that is actually pretty funny.

Goes to show, however. People who use google like teenage porn, something to do with Kermit the frog and that grotesque badger thing, and Michael Jackson.

Not suggesting that Chay is behind either of those, but it's interesting the correlation between teenage porn and Michael J...
Posted by Alfie, 13:26, 13th March 2004:
 
that page is cool
Posted by Alfie, 13:30, 13th March 2004:
 
"jimmy corkhill brookside in toilet"

hahhaa
Posted by tommorris, 15:23, 13th March 2004:
 
MJ seems to be pretty prevalent in those search results.
Posted by Sul, 15:37, 13th March 2004:
 
HAHAHA! That page is hilarious!!!!1
Posted by Sul, 15:47, 13th March 2004:
 
7th in a google search for hot chicks. Thats something to be very proud of.
Posted by tommorris, 15:47, 13th March 2004:
 
"Retarded porn". That gets my vote as funniest Google search of the year.
Posted by trim..., 15:54, 13th March 2004:
 
3rd for hot chicks naked!
Posted by Sul, 16:58, 13th March 2004:
 
WOW!
Posted by Uma, 12:44, 14th March 2004:
 
Mine was Keen Eddie. I'll never forget Keen Eddie now as long as i live
Posted by angeldelight, 00:15, 15th March 2004:
 
who?
Posted by Uma, 09:28, 15th March 2004:
 
Keen Eddie, it's an American TV show set in London. I was looking up the actor who plays him because I think he's rather nice. I still haven't found out because I got caught up in this site!
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:16, 15th March 2004:
 
That page is fucking disturbing.
Posted by friday, 14:22, 16th March 2004:
 
especially the "I need a poo" bit
Posted by earthworm, 16:21, 16th March 2004:
 
are you releasing that script? lol
Posted by arsepuppy, 17:17, 16th March 2004:
 
"getting+attention+from+suicide"???

*THUD*

1) Why???
2) How can you enjoy the attention when you're dead??

People suck.
Posted by Brock, 17:20, 16th March 2004:
 
Only if you buy them a drink, in my experience. Or sometimes a bunch of flowers...
Posted by Sul, 17:42, 16th March 2004:
 
is there any software to make the pictures naked

hehe
Posted by cal, 20:08, 16th March 2004:
 
earthworm: i stoled the idea from here: twiki.tensegrity.net/bin/vi...

(although written from scratch to use the stats data i already collect)
Posted by arsepuppy, 20:17, 16th March 2004:
 
"you call that a dog that is the shittest dog"
Posted by arsepuppy, 20:19, 16th March 2004:
 
I love the fact that none of them could spell "Michael" correctly.
Posted by Sul, 20:32, 16th March 2004:
 
It certainly proves a point.
Posted by arsepuppy, 20:35, 16th March 2004:
 
"you call that a dog that is the shittest dog" just has to be the new strapline.
Posted by Brock, 20:35, 16th March 2004:
 
That all MJ fans are fuckwits?

Oooh. Is that spelling it out a bit?
Posted by Brock, 20:41, 16th March 2004:
 
Just cos you want more strapline credits, bumdog! Don't be so damn greedy!
Posted by Sul, 20:58, 16th March 2004:
 
YEAH! I think "dandog's a greedy cunt" should be the new strapline :p
Posted by Brock, 21:05, 16th March 2004:
 
Hahahaha! That'll look fantastic on the next google search!
Posted by cal, 23:21, 16th March 2004:
 
new tagline!
Posted by Brock, 23:27, 16th March 2004:
 
*thump*

awwwwww, cal! He'll be bloody unbearable when he sees that. He has a large enough (Paul Stanley/Neil Morrissey looking) head as it is...

It is rather a good tagline though, but don't tell the smug twat, will you?
Posted by Perclissigi, 23:30, 16th March 2004:
 
woooooooooooooooooooooo yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111
Posted by Perclissigi, 23:32, 16th March 2004:
 
by the way brock, i don't think there is anything wrong with my navbar on my site...
it seems to work fine on most of the computers i've tried it on.
there have been a few errors, but they seem in-consistent which leads
me to think that it may be a bug in the flash player?
Posted by Brock, 23:40, 16th March 2004:
 
It just hung a few times. I am on a dog-toffee chav dial up so it may have been my slow connection. Thought I would mention it, though.

:)
Posted by Uncle Moc, 15:59, 9th August 2004:
 
I love the google page so much;

Who the devil searched for the following, and what were their reactions when they got here?

"pig orgasm last"
"wearing knee high socks"
"how to wank"
"olivia wybraniec"
"sul fucking"
"How far back is pubic hair supposed to grow?"
"gozer the gozarian"
"jesus in city gun scare"
"pubic hair sore and itchy"

And I think this is my personal favourite;
"naked photos of salman rushdie"
Posted by Victor Menendez, 16:05, 9th August 2004:
 
"Mikel Jackson"?
Posted by Uncle Moc, 16:42, 9th August 2004:
 
I love the google page so much;

Who the devil searched for the following, and what were their reactions when they got here?

"pig orgasm last" www.iamcal.com/topic_1401
"wearing knee high socks" jeff www.iamcal.com/topic_4819
"how to wank" joel www.iamcal.com/profile_2061
"olivia wybraniec" angel mouse www.iamcal.com/topic_1948
"sul fucking" www.iamcal.com/topic_3995 (but who searched for that? abe?)
"How far back is pubic hair supposed to grow?" - Rosie www.iamcal.com/topic_1417
"gozer the gozarian" Gozer www.iamcal.com/profile_2011
"jesus in city gun scare" www.iamcal.com/topic_4513
"pubic hair sore and itchy" http://www.iamcal.com/topic_1417

And I think this is my personal favourite;
"naked photos of salman rushdie" - Salman www.iamcal.com/topic_4800 (but who wants to see S.R. naked?)
Posted by Saltation, 18:03, 9th August 2004:
 
i like the way "Babrie" appears three times

all your pubic hair questions answered, at last
Posted by Meatwood Flack, around 17th October 2007:
 
Ah, such a shame these links no longer work...
Posted by syl, around 17th October 2007:
 
We would like taglines back. And Polls.
Posted by syl, around 17th October 2007:
 
Shit, what a naggy, whiny thing I am. :D
Posted by su, around 17th October 2007:
 
hey look at least everyone can still stalk cal
isn't that enough?
Posted by shhexycorin, around 17th October 2007:
 
You might like my referrals... (obviously there are NSFW words in the links, lots of 'em)

shhexycorin.co.uk/2006/07/0...
shhexycorin.co.uk/2006/09/2...

I'm particularly proud of "russian beslan massacre nude photos"
Posted by syl, around 17th October 2007:
 
I enjoy stalking Cal. He's fun to stalk. I see he has his address on the site as well.

/visits
Posted by arsepuppy, around 17th October 2007:
 
"you call that a dog that is the shittest dog" still brings the lolz after all these years :D
Posted by syl, around 17th October 2007:
 
Ja. :D
Posted by cal, 19th October 2007:
 
i've started collecting google search terms again. only have two so far in the last few minutes, but when i get a bunch i can bring that page back