Junk mail I find amusing (first in a series):
Which animal are you?
Which animal does your birthday fall under?
January 2 to January 11 ........Lion
January 12 to January 24 .......Salmon
January 25 to February 3 .......Bear
February 4 to February 8 .......Rat
February 9 to February 18 ......Fox
February 19 to February 28 .....Ferret
March 1 to March 10 ............Crow
March 11 to March 20 ...........Magpie
March 21 .......................Elephant
March 22 to March 31 ...........Badger
April 1 to April 10 ............Ostrich
April 11 to April 20 ...........Duck Billed Platypus
April 21 to April 30 ...........Goat
May 1 to May 13 ................Salmon
May 14 to May 24 ...............Hyena
May 25 to June 3 ...............Monkey
June 4 to June 13 ..............Giraffe
June 14 to June 23 .............Flamingo
June 24 ........................Frog
June 25 to July 4 ..............Lion
July 5 to July 14 ............. Chimpanzee
July 15 to July 25 .............Racoon
July 26 to August 4 ............Dog
August 5 to August 13 ..........Ferret
August 14 to August 23 .........Elephant
August 24 to September 2 .......Monkey
September 3 to September 12 ....Magpie
September 13 to September 22 ...Warthog
September 23 ...................Badger
September 24 to October 3 ......Bear
October 4 to October 13 ........Frog
October 14 to October 23 .......Duck Billed Platypus
October 24 to November 11 ......Rat
November 12 to November 21 .....Sloth
November 22 to December 1 ......Ostrich
December 2 to December 11 ......Warthog
December 12 to December 21 .....Magpie
December 22 ....................Giraffe
December 23 to January 1........Racoon
Resourceful, loyal and well
I've got loads of links for you. I must have, right? After 12 days of nothing, i must have some great links, right?
My cousin is convinced that this is excellent. I'm less amazed. Have i seen this somewhere else on the web, or does it just bear and awfully vlose resembelence to a program for the BBC Micro?
Once again, an excellent blogmeet. You UK blogging people rock, in case you didn't realise.
So i aimed my stolen elastic band at phil as i was exiting the lecture in F316. A slight miscalculation of muzzle velocity, and the projectile flew off on a tangent. I now apologise to the old guy i hit in the back of the head (and subsequently hid from).
I have got such a headache. There are small people inside my head, trying to get out.
ooh ooh - I love cookies.
It's made of flash, but i love it. Go there and play. Now.
Eminem get's slashdotted. [via a now forgotten Uk blogger]
Napster closing == a bad thing. Anyone who wants to discuss this, either leave a comment or post in the forum.
I'm being harrased by random Internet users:
[skunk] so, where abouts in bedford do you live? [cal] er, why? [s] because i live there and i want to know [c] i don't actually live in bedford, just near it [s] where? [c] None of your business [s] ok suck dick you mother fucking pussy licking son of a bitch!!! [c] wow, that's mature [s] just get a life you sad fucker [c] sorry? i wont tell you where i live, so i'm a "sad fucker"? you have some issues [s] wat do you mean [c] you have got a real attitude problem kid [s] like you are calling me a kid if i wasn't in italy i'll come and show you who's a kid [c] grow up [s] you grow up i talk to you wid respect and then you come out wid non of your business [c] you ask me where i live, swear at me when i wont tell you then threaten to beat me up. i don't know what your problem is kid, but take it elsewhere [s] suck dick wats wrong can't you cus a girl [c] bye
My head hurts - only junk food can save me now...
Updated the tale
ooh ooh ooh
forgot to tell you about the new poll
I am sooo tired tonight that i must be able to get some sleep. Surely god......
Shopping tomorrow (by myself :<) to purchase valentine's gift for rebecca and pick up my mended video recorder.
For some reason, my mobile is giving off an awful amount of electromagnetic radiation (easily audible in any adjacent speakers), so much so that me and paul are convinced it's dangerous - maybe i have head cancer?
Matt asked a good question (actually asked by the spark) the other day - what is the greater value of the Internet: Information or Communication.
Here's my take on it:
Information is data with an attached context.
Communication is the flow of information between end points (information, NOT data).
With this in mind, the Internet is providing a medium on which to transport messages (Which are in turn information because they have a context). Since the Internet is moving this information (or at least allowing it to flow from end to end) it is a pure communications tool.
Of course the problems come in because when faced with such a great way to send information, we create extra information to utilise the medium (burton's law?). I think the greatest use of the Internet is for people to find information which otherwise existed but was unreachable. Ihe Internet has allowed freedom of information, which is to say, communication
Confused? I Am (am-i-confused-or-not.com. oh dear...)
Lance has redesigned. And by god, it's good. I expected nothing less in the glassdog world domination plan, but I am particularly impressed.
Someone pointed me towards this using the excellent/fun/addictive Tell Cal&trade
Using IE on Windows? Then install Tell Cal™
Starfish and movie links to death. Still the pinnacle of course.
click to live forever, however relevant. have arms, then with a portal home
not which but based on the Internet allows
content never dies. changed the girls he wished she know who nominated me
She paints her Chrish.
A thol redesign may soon be on the cards.
Props to chris this week for managing to transport a MacDonalds apple pie 4000 miles over the course of 24 hours, then still dare to eat it. This man has guts. He beat me at bowling on sunday night scoring a whopping 185 and proceeded to chat up the cute woman who works there, impressed by his score. Excellent.
An unknown blog, for your reading pleasure.
I am neglecting the unfortunate tale and so are you. Please send in your story suggestions!
Paul sent me an ICQ this afternoon pointing to this image. The man clearly has too much spare time. He has actually been conducting an interesting survey today - are uk bloggers mainly single or attached (it is, afterall, singles day today). Current results show that 65% of uk bloggers are single. Crap, i'm a minority.
She paints her nails and she don't know he's got her best friend on the phone. She'll wash her hair
Mobile phones - They're not just for rent boys and drug dealers any more.
I finally found Kibo's full usenet signature. It's a wonder to behold. And a beast to read.
I got nominated for an Anti-Bloggie (i know not which) but didn't win. Boooo. I'd love to know who nominated me and for which category.
How to properly constrcut a fort of snow: determine fort location and, if you have arms, then with a shovel, begin digging a pile.
(Mark is blogging again).
My webcam just fell to it's death. Still works though.
You can now browse my entire iamcal pictures folder. There is some odd stuff in there.
Today's pictures have no explanation - if you're interested as to what was going on with that wig, email julie and ask why she bought it in...
"It's the pinnacle of what is cynical" --soulwax, conversation intercom
I have so many links to blog, but i must also pick up my fixed VCR. This, perhaps incorrectly, takes priority.
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