Teachers is fantastic.
The tale continues. If you want to decide what happens next, mail me.
Clown Ham is the scariest food in the universe: "clowns are the scariest thing ever, but combining them with a synthesized meat product and then trying to make children eat them makes satan look like Julian Clary" [via sal]
This is a pretty good list of achivements for a 19 year old. [via b3ta]
Posted for the third time, since it never ceases to become useful: download time calculator.
Some interesting browser stats for the iamcal network. Opera is ahead of netscape for the first time ever:
ie: 75.6% (v6: 49.1%, v5: 49.0%, v4: 1.6%, v3: 0.1%)
opera: 4.8% (v6: 97.5%, v5: 2.5%, v3: 0.06%)
ns: 4.5% (v4: 62.0%, v6: 22.7%, v3: 13.0%, v2: 2.0%)
Arse surgery can be dangerous. [via sal]
The best flame ever? [via ste]
b3ta is better than real life: "Fruit and Fibre - we disputed the claim that each box had a million taste sensations. We argued that with only eight major ingredients, you could only really get 256 dstinct taste sensations. They did not reply"
Rebecca is back and blogging. Go and read bexta.
TV just isn't violent. At least, that must be what these people think [via popbitch]
So you saw google on April 1st. But did you see thinkgeek?
Vodaphone have this snazzy flash thingy. It's basically a marketing tool, but it's fun to play with.
There are rumors that google are launching an API for programmers. But will it be subscription based?
Upsideclown is deeply disturbing this week. I mean REALLY disturbing.
Upsideclone is pretty good this week too.
Read an interview with me at UBBDev.
"ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is."
Kylie Minogue is the new Beatles.
cat and girl is really good.
Take part in an sms text war. [via sal]
You should buy some cool t-shirts from domination.
i-museum is a web museum.
You should all be reading wigu.
"every time i step on the school bus, i die a little". Guy Parsons writes machete.
You too can have tourettes [via sul]
"When i am bored i stand in the shopping mall and ask people if they would like to answer survey questions, but instead of marketing information i ask them question about if they can give me some money or a job or a date if they are cute." read drew.
James Little is no longer a web junkie.
Will restaurants soon have automatically refilled glasses?
Make sorbet with liquid nitrogen.
Dissect a frog. [via sal]
Get a modem that lets you use you phone too. [via sul]
I'm Ford Prefect.
Surreal numbers are great.
I want this scary mouse. [via b3ta]
Google uses pidgeons [via meg]
Get your news from a green cow.
Sam Brown is still great.
Learn to translate from english to american. [via b3ta]