Using Outlook on the PC to handle your POP mail? Then this handy plugin can filter spam, strip HTML email and even allow brainf**k programmed filters. fantastic.
Buy a disturbing "Anatomical Teddy" [via b3ta]
Play dvorak using pre-designed decks. you can even have them displayed ready for printing, which is very cool.
Got a blender? Got a phone? But have you got, a blender phone?