7th March, 10:12 am Mar 7th

Cleverly cunning, cutlery stunts. Try saying that 3 times in a row, quickly.

Ahhhhh. This explains a lot.

Sadly, meg has stopped writing. Check the source for reasons.

Old but funny.

Sometimes i forget how much i agree with Lance:

Q: I see there was another school yard shooting in America. I note, also, that where I live (which, I'm happy to say, is another country entirely) that we've managed to have another year with no school shootings at all. For that matter, we've never even had one! What is with you people?

A: America has a long, proud history of violence because we aren't allowed to have sex. If you're not having shootings, we'll wager that you're having sex, and a lot of it. We hope you're proud of yourselves, having all that dirty, filthy, disgusting, animalistic, passionate, hot, fantastic sex while we load up on guns and ammo. But beware! Someday your government could rise up against you and... uh... make you stop having sex! And then what will you do? You'll see! They'll come into your homes and take your sex away from you, have sex control laws, and when the government takes sex away from the people, only the government will have sex!

And how many times must we bring up the obvious point that guns don't kill anyone. Guns, on their own, just sit there looking cool. They're all gleamy and shiny! Uhnn. And, um, they have this long, hard barrel. Uh, oooh. Oh! And, and you load them, you load them up with bullets! Bullets! Ahhhh, bullets! And you shoot! You shoot! Shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot! Shoot your bullets! Bang! Bang bang bang! Ahhh! Ah, ha ha ha! Oh, God, that's good!

There. I know I feel better. And I think I need another gun.

Death by popups thanks to Elliot

"all that glitters is gold. only shooting stars break the mould"

This was posted on Wednesday 7th March, 2001 at 10:12 am Pacific.

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