Junk mail I find amusing (first in a series):
Which animal are you?
Which animal does your birthday fall under?
January 2 to January 11 ........Lion
January 12 to January 24 .......Salmon
January 25 to February 3 .......Bear
February 4 to February 8 .......Rat
February 9 to February 18 ......Fox
February 19 to February 28 .....Ferret
March 1 to March 10 ............Crow
March 11 to March 20 ...........Magpie
March 21 .......................Elephant
March 22 to March 31 ...........Badger
April 1 to April 10 ............Ostrich
April 11 to April 20 ...........Duck Billed Platypus
April 21 to April 30 ...........Goat
May 1 to May 13 ................Salmon
May 14 to May 24 ...............Hyena
May 25 to June 3 ...............Monkey
June 4 to June 13 ..............Giraffe
June 14 to June 23 .............Flamingo
June 24 ........................Frog
June 25 to July 4 ..............Lion
July 5 to July 14 ............. Chimpanzee
July 15 to July 25 .............Racoon
July 26 to August 4 ............Dog
August 5 to August 13 ..........Ferret
August 14 to August 23 .........Elephant
August 24 to September 2 .......Monkey
September 3 to September 12 ....Magpie
September 13 to September 22 ...Warthog
September 23 ...................Badger
September 24 to October 3 ......Bear
October 4 to October 13 ........Frog
October 14 to October 23 .......Duck Billed Platypus
October 24 to November 11 ......Rat
November 12 to November 21 .....Sloth
November 22 to December 1 ......Ostrich
December 2 to December 11 ......Warthog
December 12 to December 21 .....Magpie
December 22 ....................Giraffe
December 23 to January 1........Racoon
Badger
Resourceful, loyal and well