You MUST go now and play with my latest creation: [How Old Do I Look?](http://www.iamcal.com/old/)
If you haven't been numbed to death by these tests, then take the geek test. I only got 52%!
In the style of Am I Hot Or Not: rate her tits.com (not office suitable).
Today's song lyric quiz: I'm so tired I can't sleep. I'm a liar and a thief
Today's movie quote quiz: I can say that i've fucked a U.S. marshal. Do you think I will?