Teachers is fantastic.
The tale continues. If you want to decide what happens next, mail me.
Clown Ham is the scariest food in the universe: "clowns are the scariest thing ever, but combining them with a synthesized meat product and then trying to make children eat them makes satan look like Julian Clary" [via sal]
This is a pretty good list of achivements for a 19 year old. [via b3ta]
Posted for the third time, since it never ceases to become useful: download time calculator.
Some interesting browser stats for the iamcal network. Opera is ahead of netscape for the first time ever:
ie: 75.6% (v6: 49.1%, v5: 49.0%, v4: 1.6%, v3: 0.1%) opera: 4.8% (v6: 97.5%, v5: 2.5%, v3: 0.06%) ns: 4.5% (v4: 62.0%, v6: 22.7%, v3: 13.0%, v2: 2.0%) mozilla: 0.6%
Arse surgery can be dangerous. [via sal]
The best flame ever? [via ste]
b3ta is better than real life: "Fruit and Fibre - we disputed the claim that each box had a million taste sensations. We argued that with only eight major ingredients, you could only really get 256 dstinct taste sensations. They did not reply"