iamcal.com Since May 2000

word of the week is saccharine - meaning sugary or containing saccharin. great stuff

when threadless goes wrong: today i am wearing the same tshirt as colleague george. and i bet we'll go out to lunch together. and look fairly odd. oops.

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jjg talks about the apple store experience and six steps to a better retail environment.

urgh, stupid london bloggers domain has expired and messed up all the links to the network browser. stupid domains.

my ipod has been delivered. woooo. picking it up tomorrow. so excited ^_^

pointed out on p6l - xquery uses smilie faces for it's comment delimiters. the current suggestion is that p6 should do the same. even if it doesn't, one could write the grammar for it easily.

nice hypothesis: the passion of christ was infact a zombie movie. jesus gets killed, comes back to life and walks around dead, sucking the brains out of christians ;)

e pointed out the sex book to me. it's like a beautiful retro-illustrator-fest of vector art porn and nice layouts. well designed books are few and far between. makes me want to buy a tufte book right now.

man, nothing beats good sushi. well, except good sex. hmm, how to combine these two...

the best autoreply i've received to date:

It's likely that your email has reached me in error because you are simply not bright enough to type an email address properly. Kindly double-check the address of the person to whom you were trying to send your email now, and regret your shortcomings.

The technological revolution has left you in the dust. I mean, how hard is it, really, to type an email address in the "To" field of your gui email client? You are daft. You should probably just commit seppuku and do the rest of the world a favor.

If you are emailing the tourism agency for Dekalb, Alabama, you should send an email to pattyt, not patty.

Otherwise, you are either a simpering fool or a spammer, and in either case there are few things I would enjoy more than watching you catch on fire and run around screaming. You are a waste of carbon, and I don't like you.

Have a pleasant day.