I won't say anything cos i don't mean it,
won't make a promise cos I won't keep it,
believe me now I'd only lie to you.
I spent my time collecting all the scars and I know,
i'm lying but the truth is in your charm,
I hope down inside I can't be what im not.
Well i've said that thought a thouasand tinmes,
i believe in something I can't find,
so belive me now i'd only lie to you.
Now won't you say something,
please say something,
and believe me now,
I'd only lie to you.
Today is Tom's 30th birthday, so i'll be in Norfolk all weekend. Miss me.
At last night's bloggers meetup were:
Errol Elliot (also of it's ealing) with his wife(?) Martina and baby Daniella.
Thayer and Andy from UMS, who were a little drunk but still talked about blogchalking, and how great whelk is.
James Carlyle from Calaba (not a weblog) and simon perry (who also writes about broadband), who argued about MMS and synthetic video in a fairly animated way.
Urm, my memory is much worse than i thought - thanks to webb for clearing some things up.
The silly silly guardian is having a weblogging competition. What makes one weblog better than another? Well, who cares, as long as we win.
Urgh. databases are annoying.
%mysql -hdb31.pair.com -ucal -p********
Welcome to the MySQL monitor. Commands end with ; or \g.
Your MySQL connection id is 197329 to server version: 3.23.49-log
mysql> use cal_main
Reading table information for completion of table and column names
Didn't find any fields in table 'iamcal_posts'
Database changed
mysql> repair table iamcal_posts;
1 row in set (24.75 sec)
The iamcal best-of-SMS roundup:
zxenor: the walrus flies at midnight...you know what to do
kevan: what's green and turns red at the flick of a switch? a manually operated traffic light
lardmonster: i went to a sedfood disco on friday night...and pulled a mussel
tom: will you marry me
sul: this is a rose @->- It don't mean i fancy you, ITS JUST A ROSE... ok? I hate uncomfertable silences!
squirrell: they have invented essex girl larger. it's the same as normal larger but it goes down easier
Ell: Thought for the day: "In the land of the connectionless, the man with dialup is king"
paul's friend: Hey Hey, we're the Monkees, people say we monkey around. But we're too busy singing to put anybody down.
Ell: "Some for renown, on scraps of learning dote, And think they grow immortal as they quote" ~Edward Young (4:26 am)
Sul: My sister keeps dreaming that I dont pack enough shoes for my holiday. I think she's weird
i must get out once in a while
everything is starting to die
the dust settles the worms dig
the spiders crawl over the bed
i must get out once in a while
i eat all day and i now i am fat
yesterday's meal is hugging the plate
you never wash up after yourself
You Never Wash Up After Yourself, Radiohead
Weebl has updated his pie animation for bastille day.
This site has the lyrics to all the pixies songs, including translations.
Make your weblog more accessible. Like by having our new 404 page.
"Twenty-eight days... six hours... forty-two minutes... twelve seconds. That... is when the world... will end."
BBC copies pixelflo (sort of) with playable cult trumps.
Sand sculptures are cool. My sand-castles were never this good. Not even close.
Whelk is now available to buy.
It's a book containing the best of Upsideclown from the last two years. This means it is very very good. You have absolutely no excuse not to buy it.
Based on the size of my trillian log files, i can proudly present:
Top 10 people I speak to on instant messengers
469kb Plasticbag - Mr Tom Coates
96kb Lucia - ex iamcal junkie
85kb Darkgarden - aka Peter Fielding, pixelflo designer
66kb Jen - Miss Jen Rundall, now off travelling the world
57kb LK - Admin at ubbdev.com, and rather ace programmer
56kb Jeff - Porn star Fluffy Love
54kb Sally - iamcal junkie
53kb Stevie - old iamcal sys admin
40kb Lucky - old school friend
39kb Darkfire - ukbloggers junkie, and ex web junkie
It's disturbing to notice that i've almost typed half a million characters to Tom.