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There was a blog meet on saturday. With lots of sexy people. Oh yes.

Morning humor from Sul:

One night, the Potato family sat down to dinner. Mother Potato, Father Potato, and their three daughters. Midway through the meal, the eldest daughter spoke up.

"Mother Potato?" she said. "I have an announcement to make." "And what might that be?" said Mother, seeing the obvious excitement in her eldest daughter's eyes. "Well," replied the daughter, with a proud but sheepish grin, "I'm getting married!"

The other daughters squealed with surprise as Mother Potato exclaimed,"Married!... That's wonderful! And who are you marrying, Eldest daughter?" "I'm marrying a Jersey Royal!" ..... "A Jersey Royal!" replied Mother Potato with pride. "Oh, a Jersey Royal is a fine tater, a fine tater indeed!"

As the family shared in the eldest daughter's joy, the middle daughter spoke up. "Mother, I too, have an announcement." "And what might that be?" asked Mother Potato, said with conviction. "I, too, am getting married!"

"And who are you marrying, Middle Daughter?"

"I'm marrying a King Edward," beamed the middle daughter. "A King Edward!" said Mother Potato with joy. "Oh, a King Edward is a lovely posh tater, a fine tater indeed!" Once again, the room came alive with laughter and excited plans for the future, when the youngest Potato daughter interrupted.

"Mother Potato?...Umm, I, too, have an announcement to make." "Yes?" said Mother Potato with great anticipation.

"Well," began the youngest Potato daughter with the same sheepish grin as her eldest sister before her, "I hope this doesn't come as a shock to you, but I am getting married, as well!" "Really?" said Mother Potato with sincere excitement..."All of my lovely daughters married! What wonderful news! And who, pray tell, are you marrying, youngest Daughter?"

"I'm marrying Des Lynam!"

"Des Lynam?!"..Mother Potato scowls, "But he's just a common tater!"

Got any awful jokes? Post them here

Perl six will have the scariest regular expressions in the world.

Read this ICQ conversation. Read it to the end. The bloke really didn't know the girl.

Get outline maps of all different countries here.

A friend of mine has a little site with mp3s he made. I don't have a sound card at work, so can anyone tell me if they are any good? And it's fantastically pretty too.

From popbitch: the aibo dildo.

Play blind golf, which sounds silly but is quite fun.

an sms from reitsma:

The following number is the only one of its kind. '8,549,176,320' Can you figure out what is so special about it?

I figured it out after a few minutes - can anyone else? Post your answers here

Guess the scientifically modified lyrics:

"The carbon-metabolizing physical presence that currently houses my conscious and those physical manefestations of my comrades all possess as our common residential abode the interior of a mid-visible spectrum double hulled buoyancy controlled ship of war!"

Six jokes, four proposals of marriage and a message from a spy. That's what having SMS on your homepage does to you.

Some software I wrote for Guide Dogs is in the news.

The "Klez" virus has been a high risk for over 2 months. will it ever die?

Some blog charts: [top 30 european blogs using alexa](http://www.blogjam.com/blogpop/) [top 40 european blogs using blogdex](http://troubled-diva.blogspot.com/2002_06_23_troubled-diva_archive.html) [top 50 international blogs using blogdex](http://eastwest.nu/philoarchives.shtml?/blogtests/2002_06_23_philoarchives.html#85205864)

"I have like 20 windows open and my disk is swapping like a hot couple during the 60's" [geek irc quotes](http://www.geekissues.org/quotes/) are fantastic

looking for the iamcal fonts?

go here: iamcal.com/fonts

(duh!)

Now you can fake your own terrorist alert.

Johnathon Nash! Amiga Power!

Cat and Girl is still a fantastic cartoon.

A blogging tool written in cocoon.

Buy someone an ark full of animals. [via haddock]

You can now send me SMS using the little box down on the left. So send me jokes, messages and marriage proposals. Now!

Perl 5.8.0 RC2 is out. Read about the changes here

Router porn: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. A little bit silly.

iamcal regular Leo has a website, including a very cool shop. check it out.

The b3ta shop contains the best products known to man, including t-shirts by weebl.

A poem about women, from wigu:

A woman is special... no matter how much she weigh, Without women i'd get fat and drink cold beer all day!

Women act pretty, but don't be misled... There's a demon that lives inside of her head, And crushing men's souls is how it is fed, And it will not stop until we are dead.