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And one's been flown into the pentagon. More as it happens...

Two planes have been flown into the world trade centre. Fucking hell.

Ok, as promised, here are the top five sms messages i've been sent so far:

1. What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? ([Sal](profile.php?id=2))
2. i like chicken, i like liver, miaow mix miaow mix please deliver!!! ([chris](profile.php?id=14))
3. There once was a young man named Cal, Who liked programming a lot in Pascal. While thinking one day, He got carried away, And came up with a program named Hal! ([Suzie](profile.php?id=48))
4. Wake up! it's the middle of the night! (anon) - sent at 2am and woke me up
5. Hi Cal, reading your blog from Litang, 4000m up in the mountains near Tibet in China. Needed some fun from the UK. (john@cumbers.com)

How cool are these? I must get some as soon as possible. Or for those of you without a fridge, try the table top version.

Oooh ooh ooh. Anyone fancy buying me presents for no reason? Any of you grateful for something i've done for you and feel the need to send me cool stuff? Then get over to the apple stuff store and buy me something (anything, it all rocks).

You've probably all seen it already, but check out this flash movie preview of the next version of windows: Windows RG. [via matt]

My perfect office would probably look something like this.

Have a big university tech budget to waste? Then wire up some bathrooms!

Yippie - base jumpimg has become legal. Well, for a while anyway.

Stuck for sms ideas? Try sending me some of these.

Think you know your silly brand relaunches? Try this (difficult) quiz. Post your scores in the comments. [via jen-x]

I've so far received 18 texts from random people through the site. If you think you can do better, send me an sms and see if it makes my top 5.

Trivia: Can you name two tube stations (the tube is the london subway system) who's names contain all five vowels? How about two who's names contain six consecutive consonants? If you can figure it out, post a comment.

send me more texts and keep me amused on the journey home.

I have a plan. You all have to mail me stuff in the post. The weirder the better. Send me completely random stuff. And i'll post the best stuff here. My address in on the contact page. Now go, send.

TV Go Home is getting it's own tv show. excellent stuff. [via jen-x]

The lovely Katie Norton has finally opened her site.

Woooooo! Episode eight of pixelflo (the web trumps game) has been featured in zeldman's new book (on page 272). Go out and buy it. now.

It'a funny. It's adictive. It's sadistic. It's ant city.

Internet Connection Speed Calulator [via b3ta]

You can now send me sms messages direct to my phone for free, just by filling out the form here. Send me cool/stupid/flirty sms messages now! (The best ones will be posted here).

Check out romeo and juliet for the l33t [via suzie]

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