Junk mail I find amusing (first in a series):
Which animal are you?
Which animal does your birthday fall under?
January 2 to January 11 ........Lion
January 12 to January 24 .......Salmon
January 25 to February 3 .......Bear
February 4 to February 8 .......Rat
February 9 to February 18 ......Fox
February 19 to February 28 .....Ferret
March 1 to March 10 ............Crow
March 11 to March 20 ...........Magpie
March 21 .......................Elephant
March 22 to March 31 ...........Badger
April 1 to April 10 ............Ostrich
April 11 to April 20 ...........Duck Billed Platypus
April 21 to April 30 ...........Goat
May 1 to May 13 ................Salmon
May 14 to May 24 ...............Hyena
May 25 to June 3 ...............Monkey
June 4 to June 13 ..............Giraffe
June 14 to June 23 .............Flamingo
June 24 ........................Frog
June 25 to July 4 ..............Lion
July 5 to July 14 ............. Chimpanzee
July 15 to July 25 .............Racoon
July 26 to August 4 ............Dog
August 5 to August 13 ..........Ferret
August 14 to August 23 .........Elephant
August 24 to September 2 .......Monkey
September 3 to September 12 ....Magpie
September 13 to September 22 ...Warthog
September 23 ...................Badger
September 24 to October 3 ......Bear
October 4 to October 13 ........Frog
October 14 to October 23 .......Duck Billed Platypus
October 24 to November 11 ......Rat
November 12 to November 21 .....Sloth
November 22 to December 1 ......Ostrich
December 2 to December 11 ......Warthog
December 12 to December 21 .....Magpie
December 22 ....................Giraffe
December 23 to January 1........Racoon
Badger
Resourceful, loyal and well
I've got loads of links for you. I must have, right? After 12 days of nothing, i must have some great links, right?
My cousin is convinced that this is excellent. I'm less amazed. Have i seen this somewhere else on the web, or does it just bear and awfully vlose resembelence to a program for the BBC Micro?
Once again, an excellent blogmeet. You UK blogging people rock, in case you didn't realise.
Catherine and Dan, sitting in a tree.... need i go on?
So i aimed my stolen elastic band at phil as i was exiting the lecture in F316. A slight miscalculation of muzzle velocity, and the projectile flew off on a tangent. I now apologise to the old guy i hit in the back of the head (and subsequently hid from).
Random computer jokes link.
I have got such a headache. There are small people inside my head, trying to get out.
Why is the country's number one track and number two track in the C-list on radio one? What's the point of the playlists if they don't reflect current trends?
Napster closing == a bad thing. Anyone who wants to discuss this, either leave a comment or post in the forum.
I'm being harrased by random Internet users:
[skunk] so, where abouts in bedford do you live?
[cal] er, why?
[s] because i live there and i want to know
[c] i don't actually live in bedford, just near it
[s] where?
[c] None of your business
[s] ok suck dick you mother fucking pussy licking son of a bitch!!!
[c] wow, that's mature
[s] just get a life you sad fucker
[c] sorry? i wont tell you where i live, so i'm a "sad fucker"? you have some issues
[s] wat do you mean
[c] you have got a real attitude problem kid
[s] like you are calling me a kid if i wasn't in italy i'll come and show you who's a kid
[c] grow up
[s] you grow up i talk to you wid respect and then you come out wid non of your business
[c] you ask me where i live, swear at me when i wont tell you then threaten to beat me up. i don't know what your problem is kid, but take it elsewhere
[s] suck dick wats wrong can't you cus a girl
[c] bye
My head hurts - only junk food can save me now...
Updated the tale
ooh ooh ooh
forgot to tell you about the new poll