Posts tagged bash

7th November, 2:13 pm

what's the point in calendars?

1st November, 8:11 pm

pokemon + milkshake + bash = ultimate win

21st October, 10:02 pm

the downside to reading bash is that i feel the need to link to every funny post. gah

25th July, 7:28 pm

bash is still really awesome

4th February, 12:17 am

A byte walks into a bar and orders a pint. Bartender asks him "What's wrong?" Byte says "Parity error." Bartender nods and says "Yeah, I thought you looked a bit off."

2nd February, 10:06 pm

bash is the font of all knowledge: MCSE = Mindsweeper Consultant and Solitare Expert

21st January, 5:55 pm

bash is down! google/yahoo need to aquire them and get them some decent hosting.

11th January, 1:50 pm

this guy would own at counter strike. [via bash]

10th December, 10:45 am

bash of the day: "puff da magic hard drive lived near drive B: sorta near the power sply in a tower owned by me". err, yes, i'm reading bash alot again :)

8th December, 6:53 pm

bash of the week: "I think shes finally lost it...she sitting in the corner going beep beep and pretending shes a computer in the hope I will pay attention to her...."

10th August, 10:08 pm

bash of the day: damnit. i just stood on a 512meg dimm. anyone wanna buy a pair of half length dimms? 256meg each

6th August, 5:48 pm

bashism of the week: "and the lord said unto john; come forth and receive eternal life. but john came fifth and won a toaster"

27th July, 3:52 pm

bash of the day: I'm a pseudomasochist, pretend to spank me

26th July, 8:34 pm

todays bash of the day rocks. gah - it appears my itunes plugin which copies track names to the clipboard stomped over the url for this post. stupid me. i've now disabled it. normal service will resume.

14th July, 10:58 pm

bash provides some nice unix command line jokes: "PIPE YOUR OUTPUT THROUGH THAT, BITCH!". "you can stick that in your pipe and awk it". awesome.

14th July, 6:53 pm

bash of the day: "jeremy: one does not give miss poppins a 'throat full of cock', you fucking heathen"

13th July, 2:19 pm

found on bash: yet another innovative way to get idiots to disconnect.

5th July, 4:58 pm

jesus saves. pasess to moses, scoooooore!

5th July, 4:58 pm

jesus saves. the rest of you take 5d20 damage.

28th June, 12:13 am

jonti continues to take over the world. found on bash today: roses are red, violets are blue, badger badger badger, badger badger mushroom. hallmark need to know about this.

26th May, 9:25 pm

bad spelling can be really addictive.

4th March, 10:20 pm

[best](http://www.bash.org/?41232) bash of the day: <poserman> what is considered a long distance girlfriend? <poserman> 10, 15, 20 hops???

3rd March, 8:28 pm

don't be caught with lame lines next valentines day - use the power of bash

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