iamcal.com Since May 2000

what's the point in calendars?

pokemon + milkshake + bash = ultimate win

the downside to reading bash is that i feel the need to link to every funny post. gah

bash is still really awesome

A byte walks into a bar and orders a pint. Bartender asks him "What's wrong?" Byte says "Parity error." Bartender nods and says "Yeah, I thought you looked a bit off."

bash is the font of all knowledge: MCSE = Mindsweeper Consultant and Solitare Expert

bash is down! google/yahoo need to aquire them and get them some decent hosting.

this guy would own at counter strike. [via bash]

bash of the day: "puff da magic hard drive lived near drive B: sorta near the power sply in a tower owned by me". err, yes, i'm reading bash alot again :)

bash of the week: "I think shes finally lost it...she sitting in the corner going beep beep and pretending shes a computer in the hope I will pay attention to her...."

bash of the day: damnit. i just stood on a 512meg dimm. anyone wanna buy a pair of half length dimms? 256meg each

bashism of the week: "and the lord said unto john; come forth and receive eternal life. but john came fifth and won a toaster"

bash of the day: I'm a pseudomasochist, pretend to spank me

todays bash of the day rocks. gah - it appears my itunes plugin which copies track names to the clipboard stomped over the url for this post. stupid me. i've now disabled it. normal service will resume.

bash provides some nice unix command line jokes: "PIPE YOUR OUTPUT THROUGH THAT, BITCH!". "you can stick that in your pipe and awk it". awesome.

bash of the day: "jeremy: one does not give miss poppins a 'throat full of cock', you fucking heathen"

found on bash: yet another innovative way to get idiots to disconnect.

jesus saves. pasess to moses, scoooooore!

jesus saves. the rest of you take 5d20 damage.

jonti continues to take over the world. found on bash today: roses are red, violets are blue, badger badger badger, badger badger mushroom. hallmark need to know about this.

bad spelling can be really addictive.

[best](http://www.bash.org/?41232) bash of the day: <poserman> what is considered a long distance girlfriend? <poserman> 10, 15, 20 hops???

don't be caught with lame lines next valentines day - use the power of bash