Posts tagged jokes

19th September, 6:20 pm

a trichinosis larva and a botfly maggot walk into a bar...

20th November, 10:17 pm

pie are square? two pie are. and three pie are cube!

21st February, 7:20 pm

the somerville gates might not be as large-scale as christo's gates, but they're still worth seeing. via jallspaw

4th February, 8:17 am

A byte walks into a bar and orders a pint. Bartender asks him "What's wrong?" Byte says "Parity error." Bartender nods and says "Yeah, I thought you looked a bit off."

3rd February, 6:06 am

bash is the font of all knowledge: MCSE = Mindsweeper Consultant and Solitare Expert

2nd February, 3:56 am

a very awesome t-shirt. shame that ordering cross-crontinent gets so expensive. teleporters will releave all my tshirt needs.

21st January, 1:07 am

best self referential headline ever? quite possibly. [via stewart]

20th January, 7:07 am

just for e, here's the wikipedia page on hipsters.

19th January, 5:35 am

how many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? what, you mean you don't know?!?!

15th July, 5:58 am

bash provides some nice unix command line jokes: "PIPE YOUR OUTPUT THROUGH THAT, BITCH!". "you can stick that in your pipe and awk it". awesome.

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