iamcal.com Since May 2000

I'm going on holiday for two weeks!

Whilst i'm gone, iamcal regular matt squirrell will be updating the weblog and looking after the site.

Hello Cal Fans, Squirrell100 here, typing away because Cal is busy, or something.

Today I would like to draw your attention to this Garfield comic strip which I found very amusing.

This guy has made Dilbert characters out of lego.

Finally, laugh heartily at Dean and Nigel who, although they have been around for ages, are still 'blending in' with members of the British public.

See ya!

city creator is born

The new wigu t-shirt will be excellent

Radiohead Radiohead Radiohead Radiohead Radiohead Radiohead Radiohead

Piet is a graphical programming language

We all missed it, but [Chris](profile.php?id=14) posted message number 10,000 on iamcal on 20th August 2002: Every other animal has it right, they eat, sleep and fuck - sure there is a little fighting but no wars.

Drew doesn't like ben brown

A handy guide for using british pubs [via jason]

XD memory is going to be the Next Be Thing™

On August 28th (next wednesday) we'll have a slight outage as mirozo is upgraded

A nice arty challenge for the more creative. [via jess]

So you've all seen save karyn. Well how about not saving karyn

iamcal.com sms roundup: Sul: Did you know they dont use nails in a lesbian's coffin? Its all tounge and groove! boom boom Cal MacKendrick: Hi Cal, besides both being PHP tinkers, we share the same moniker - in fact, MacKendrick is the scotticized version of Henderson (same tartan and everything!) even if Cal Henderson isn't your real name - I think we should avoid meeting - lest any accidental contact result in a matter/anti-matter collision - thus destroying the solar system. Regards, Cal. globaljen: calski! nice 1 on the degree mate! well done u! jenx Sul: what goes "OOOOOooooooo"? A cow with no lips! anysaver@dgolds.com: brit sites are immature

A homage to the empire.

felix: we're gonna start a band called "rsync", right? felix: OH BABY YOUR FILES ARE CHANGING BUT NO MATTER HOW HARD I TRY I CAN'T KEEP UP, SO I'M REARRANGING AND TRYING CVSUP, BUT IT'S JUST NO GOOD. SO I SIT DOWN AND THINK.... THEN YOU COME THROUGH FOR ME AND GIVE ME RSYNC [geek quotes](http://www.bash.org/?random) is still the best thing ever

From the iamcal publishing empire: Processing HTML

My brother is 100% css. rock.

Check out these super sexy postit planes

this showreel is just ace [via jess]

The geekiest speakers on the planet? oh yes. [via squirrell]

Tastless joke forum: Apparently Lisa Left-Eye Lopez would have survived that crash, only the hospital heard about her strict "no scrubs" rule.

Someone explain how the last line of this page happened?

Today has been the biggest posting day ever on iamcal. Somewhat due to the pop quiz, film quiz and rhyming game

Davezilla has an excellent guide to being manly

My ikea game has been linked by ikeafreak. woo

Sexy mark is back and blogging

Pair are just too cool. Here's them explaining carrier bandwidths.

Our very own Sul wrote a song about permalinking:

I know where its at Permalinks are where its at I know where its at Permalinks are where its at

I know where its at Permalinks are where its at.... etc

I almost forgot about my rather ace conversation with a train guy on friday night. it goes something like this:

cal: what's going on? man: nothing c: why are there so many people here? m: oh, because some trains are delayed c: so is the 18:55 going to be delayed? m: let me see...no, it's on time c: is that it over on platform 2? m: oh no, that's the 18:25 c: so the 18:55 isn't in yet? m: no c: but it'll be on time? m: yes c: it takes about 20 minutes for a train to be cleaned once it's come in, right? m: yes, 15 to 20 minutes c: then about 5-10 minutes for people to board? m: yes c: and it's now 18:45? m: yes c: and the 18:55 hasn't arrived yet? m: yes c: but it wont be late? m: no cal leaves to use other train line